You should have had Xzibit's penis on one of those DWI interlock devices - the ones you have to blow into to start the car? Have Candy have to blow into THAT to start the car each time.....
I have stolen Paris Hilton's body from time to time...but maybe I should just use her "raw" like you do. ;) What I like here is that you really add to the "scene" ....always clever and sort of crazy. I like that in a person.
Oh, BTW ..... pink cars? The perfect antidote to "muscle" ?
Glavyril, the only "muscle" Candy will ever enjoy is someone else's!
Fiona, I wonder if you could take the DWI interlock device you suggested and it to the stickshift. Ooh! Maybe they could do this for someone else's car. Except that Candy MUST sit in the passenger seat and the car will only start if the sissy's a bit drunk. Candy will get in so much TROUBLE that way!
Anyway, who of you didn't get excited when you saw that perfect sissy car, all pink and feminine? And who didn't think about what it be like to wrap your hands around that stick...even when parked? And who didn't think that if that car was yours, if someone collected DNA samples from that car that they might find your saliva on that same stick? And who didn't think about what it be like to look like her except bent over the hood, dress hiked up and a REAL MAN plunging in over and over again?
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Just fantastic his own car will be a constant reminder of his lost manhood
"And a new customized license plate: SHOVITN"
You should have had Xzibit's penis on one of those DWI interlock devices - the ones you have to blow into to start the car? Have Candy have to blow into THAT to start the car each time.....
great cap so witty
and what sissy hasn't dreamed of bein Paris Hilton at some point?
MJ
I have stolen Paris Hilton's body from time to time...but maybe I should just use her "raw" like you do. ;) What I like here is that you really add to the "scene" ....always clever and sort of crazy. I like that in a person.
Oh, BTW ..... pink cars? The perfect antidote to "muscle" ?
You rock sista!
Glavyril, the only "muscle" Candy will ever enjoy is someone else's!
Fiona, I wonder if you could take the DWI interlock device you suggested and it to the stickshift. Ooh! Maybe they could do this for someone else's car. Except that Candy MUST sit in the passenger seat and the car will only start if the sissy's a bit drunk. Candy will get in so much TROUBLE that way!
Anyway, who of you didn't get excited when you saw that perfect sissy car, all pink and feminine? And who didn't think about what it be like to wrap your hands around that stick...even when parked? And who didn't think that if that car was yours, if someone collected DNA samples from that car that they might find your saliva on that same stick? And who didn't think about what it be like to look like her except bent over the hood, dress hiked up and a REAL MAN plunging in over and over again?
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